The past two months have been exhausting. Sometimes it feels like I’m waging a one-man war against extreme political correctness in gaming and beyond, so it’s only natural that I’d get to the point where I needed to lash out. When I saw a new beat-em-up game released on Steam where you play as a rock band of witches beating hordes of zombies to death (re-death?) with guitars, I instantly bought it. It’s a bit clunky at times and the graphics are of a decidedly low quality, but I couldn’t help but fall in love with this game to the point where I actually played through the game with all characters. I even unlocked every Steam achievement (which I don’t think I’ve ever bothered to do before). All in all, Rock Zombie is a hilariously entertaining diversion that, like Blood Knights and a few other games before it, manages to be memorable and worthwhile despite its occasional badness.