Welcome to the contact page, where you can get into touch with me in order to effuse about how great Contact was. Of course, to weed out the spambots who scrape websites for email addresses in plain text to add to their unholy lists, I’m only willing to share mine in an image format. This means that you have to stop freaking out about Jodie Foster’s performance and manually type in the letters.
You can also use the shiny contact form below! It’s slightly impersonal (and I’m worried about the distance between us, babe) but you know. Options and whatnot. Just don’t go expecting a reply if you go the form route; if you’re going to be lazy about contacting me, I reserve the right to be lazy about replying.